Seasonal Allergy Sufferer Pillows

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Bless you!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Modern art?"

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Asthma cats

This time of year always gets me down."

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

Pollen's Side of the Story

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."