Seasonal Allergy Sufferer Gifts

Ah-choo! He's allergic to fir.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

The sounds of spring.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

Asthma cats

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Modern art?"

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

'Bless you!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

This time of year always gets me down."

Pollen's Side of the Story

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."