Allergy Sufferer Gifts

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

The sounds of spring.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

I don't htink your allergies give you an adorable twinkle in your eyes.

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

A heavy pollen count.

'Bless you.'

'Gesundheit. Allergies acting up again?'

'It's the cat ...or me.'

'When I forget my allergy medicine, I become a victim of my own huffing and puffing.'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.

"Modern art?"

"You think you got problems? I'm allergic to pollen!"

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

An allergist sneezing

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"