Allergy Sufferers Gifts

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

An allergist sneezing

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

The sounds of spring.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'Bless you!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Asthma cats