Allergy Sufferers Gifts

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

An allergist sneezing

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

The sounds of spring.

'Gesundheit'

"Modern art?"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

Asthma cats

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'