Allergy Sufferers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

An allergist sneezing

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

'Bless you!'

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Pollen's Side of the Story

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."