Allergy Sufferers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

An allergist sneezing

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

'Bless you!'

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

Pollen's Side of the Story

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'