Allergy Aware Gifts

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"He's very intelligent, good with children, hypo allergenic and gluten free."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

"You've worked here for 20 years and now you develop a peanut allergy."

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

'Gesundheit.'

'I'm so sorry! I'm gluten intolerant. I just panicked.'

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Whoa, do you have a cat?'

'We're just not taking any chances.'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

'Gesundheit'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

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"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

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"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Does this contain garlic?

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"