Allergy Awareness Advocate Gifts

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

Conquering Baked Alaska

"I read that alcohol and the gluten cancel each other out."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"I'm sorry, Bob. I decided to go gluten free."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Peanuts: Warning may contain nuts

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"It's not you – it's my anaphylaxis."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

The poor dear is allergic to wool.

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

That was the day they discovered Jim's packing-peanut allergy.'

"I'm allergic to carrots."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."

Vlad the Inhaler

"Garden variety allergies."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'