Allergy Advocate Gifts

'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Garden variety allergies."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'

"I am sorry about this, my husband is lactose intolerant."

Allergy Bully

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Vlad the Inhaler

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Are there nuts in this?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Gluten-Free Church

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Does this contain garlic?

National Asthma Society Parade

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'

"No one is completely abominable."

'I'm allergic to sand.'

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