Allergy Advocate T-Shirts

'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Garden variety allergies."

I'm sorry it's an inconvenience for Billy, Mrs. Jameson, but there is a child in his class with a peanut allergy.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'

To accommodate friends who are allergic to cats, the Smertners installed Dander-Domes.

"I am sorry about this, my husband is lactose intolerant."

Soylent Green - Caution: May Contain Nuts

Allergy Bully

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Vlad the Inhaler

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Are there nuts in this?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Gluten-Free Church

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"He's allergic to pond water."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

Does this contain garlic?

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"What? I have a nut allergy."

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

National Asthma Society Parade