Allergy Activist T-Shirts

"Aren't we allergic to nuts?"

Vlad the Inhaler

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Protecting Nature

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Gluten-Free Church

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Are there nuts in this?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."