Allergy Advisor Gifts

"Wait, are you Gluten Free?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

An allergist sneezing

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to micro chips.'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'