Allergy Management Gifts

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Garden variety allergies."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

An allergist sneezing

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"