Allergists Gifts

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

An allergist sneezing

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'I'm afraid you're allergic to micro chips.'

Hay fever hotline.