Allergies Gifts

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

"He's very intelligent, good with children, hypo allergenic and gluten free."

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

Bless You.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Antihistamine tablets

Preparing for the season

Knights of the Allergy Table

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

"Allergy season."

Allergen Behaving badly

'Gesundheit.'

Asthma cats

To accommodate friends who are allergic to cats, the Smertners installed Dander-Domes.

Since she is allergic to bug sprays, Trish found a solution...

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'

'Strawberries give me the hives... how about an apple?'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

In his humanity, he may have suffered from 'allerjesus'

"They're not only tasty... they're gluten free."