Allergy Expert Gifts

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

'The patient wants me to remind you 'flower-carrying well wishers' that he is being treated for severe hay fever.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

An allergist sneezing

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to micro chips.'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."