Allergy Investigator Gifts

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

An allergist sneezing

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to micro chips.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!