Allergy Study Gifts

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

The life of penguins.

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

An allergist sneezing

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"