Allergy Management Pillows

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Garden variety allergies."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

An allergist sneezing

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"