Allergy Experts Pillows

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

An allergist sneezing

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'