Allergy Specialist Pillows

"Fresh pollen?"

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Can you please prescribe me something to control my hay-fever? I need to blow down a house made of straw..."

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Your allergy tests suggest that you may have been intended for life on another planet.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."