Allergy Experts Prints

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

An allergist sneezing

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!