Allergy Awareness Advocates Gifts

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"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

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'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

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"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

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"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

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"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"Are there nuts in this?"

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"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Gluten-Free Church

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

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