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Vlad the Inhaler

"Garden variety allergies."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Sewer Rats

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

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'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"Are there nuts in this?"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

Gluten-Free Church

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.