Ironic Allergy Sufferer Gifts

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Modern art?"

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Asthma cats

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'Bless you!'

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"