Ironic Allergy Sufferer Pillows

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

An allergist sneezing

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

The sounds of spring.

"Modern art?"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Bless you!'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

Asthma cats

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."