Allergy Season Gifts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Pollen's Side of the Story

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Flu vaccine.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"I've developed a sporting way to administer the flu shot."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Stay away from Pigs.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'