Flu Season Gifts

'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"I hate giving shots. Would you mind leaning into it?"

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'I think we should get flu shots this year.'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'Fly season: The one time all year that anyone pays attention what anyone else in the office is doing.'

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

New school supplies.

Flu Shot

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

'Do the flu masks come with impregnated breath fresheners?'

"I've developed a sporting way to administer the flu shot."

"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

"There's a big, hairy thing at the door? Funny - Halloween is over!"

Sneeze

"Gesundheit!"

Major Flu .

The Tissue of Danger

Stay away from Pigs.

"Haw-haw! Is that all you got..? Really?!"

"Working class? British? White? No, sorry, you're at the bottom of the list."

'Hi! I'm back!....And I'm even earlier this year!'