Flu Awareness Gifts

Throw up Thursday

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Flu vaccine.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vaccine

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Zika global alert

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.