Mosquito Awareness Gifts

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Combating Zika

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Zika sexually transmitted

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"You spoil that mosquito!"

Mosquito restaurants

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

National Mosquito Day