Mosquito Researcher Gifts

Mosquito restaurants

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Combating Zika

'Catch anything?'

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

Zika sexually transmitted

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'What are YOU looking at?'

'Honey, the guests are almost here and I just realized we don't have enough food. Do you have any suggestions of what they could eat?'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

Mosquito Season

Dengue Fever Epidemic

Road work ahead