Mosquito Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I have to be careful. Blood type B doesn't agree with me.'

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Slugfest!

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."