Mosquito Admirer Gifts

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Here be dragons.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Pray for me.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Praying Mantis.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Bee in flight.

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"