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'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Here be dragons.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Praying Mantis.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Bee in flight.