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'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Movember

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

A termite practical joke.

The next damn Batman.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Br... No Exit

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Another Scotch?'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'