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'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Movember

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

A termite practical joke.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The next damn Batman.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Another Scotch?'

Br... No Exit

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'