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'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I have to be careful. Blood type B doesn't agree with me.'

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."