Mosquito Fanatics T-Shirts

"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Two Daleks fighting

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Fighting Malaria

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"Trick or trample!"

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Gesundheit'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'Fortunately Dr Frankenstein obtained the grant fot me to see you.'

"How on earth did you end up with so many blood types?"

The Real Mummy's Curse