Mosquito Fanatics Gifts

"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I feel all tingly."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Two Daleks fighting

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Fighting Malaria

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Trick or trample!"

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Gesundheit'

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

'Fortunately Dr Frankenstein obtained the grant fot me to see you.'

"How on earth did you end up with so many blood types?"