Mosquito Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"You drop yours first."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Gesundheit'

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Zika sexually transmitted

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

The Corona Family

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

No, waiter, everything is not all right. There's a fly in my soup. Actually, I was asking the fly.

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.