Mosquito Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Gesundheit'

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

Zika sexually transmitted

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

The Corona Family

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

'I have to be careful. Blood type B doesn't agree with me.'