Mosquito Management Enthusiast Gifts

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Fighting the Zika Virus

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Fighting Malaria

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Combating Zika

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Mosquito restaurants

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

'We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them,'

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Dengue Fever Epidemic

Mosquito Season

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

"Hum? 'Super Bug Spray - ideal for use in small recesses'."

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'

Road work ahead