Mosquito Management Enthusiast Gifts

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Combating Zika

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them,'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Mosquito restaurants

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Mosquito Season

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

"Hum? 'Super Bug Spray - ideal for use in small recesses'."

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'