Mosquito Master Gifts

'Me, I'm not worried about Myxomatosis: I always wear mosquito repellent...'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Fighting the Zika Virus

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Germ Home

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'Gesundheit'

Combating Zika

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

'the chef's child' - 'Honest, honey - there's no giant salmonella under your bed.'

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

Mosquito restaurants

"You spoil that mosquito!"