Mosquito Battler Gifts

'Romance in Swampland'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Computer Expert

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Fighting Malaria

Mosquito Test + Taste

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'