Mosquito Control Specialist Gifts

Combating Zika

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Product Testing Department

'Romance in Swampland'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?