Mosquito Control Specialist Pillows

Combating Zika

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Romance in Swampland'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Product Testing Department

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?