Mosquito Memorist Gifts

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Fighting the Zika Virus

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

Mosquito Test + Taste

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Combating Zika

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'Gesundheit'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Zika sexually transmitted

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

Mosquito restaurants

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.