Mosquito Survivor Gifts

I hate mozzies.

Mosquito Season

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

The Last Mosquito

Fighting Malaria

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

'Gesundheit'

Mosquito Carry Out

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Zika sexually transmitted

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Hi-Tech Supplies, Year 2000 compatible systems in stock now

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

Mosquito restaurants