Mosquito Hater Gifts

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Romance in Swampland'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

The Last Mosquito

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Mosquito Carry Out

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'Gesundheit'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'