Mosquito Fan Gifts

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will sting a bit."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Think about the honey."

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

The worm that churned!

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Asexual harassment.