Mosquito Fan Gifts

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This will sting a bit."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

"Think about the honey."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

The worm that churned!

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."