Microbe Fan Gifts

Asexual harassment.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"This will sting a bit."

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Louis Pasteur

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Adios Amoebas

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

A Bug's Life Advice

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!