Probiotic Fan Gifts

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Photosynthesis? How lazy can you get?!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Space Pioneer

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Asexual harassment.

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Selfbee

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

The Hummingbird

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"