Probiotic Fan Gifts

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Space Pioneer

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Asexual harassment.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Selfbee

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

The Hummingbird

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"That's so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen."

"I'm hoping to go pro one day..."